a technical term for when you piss yourself. like "coronary", except not.

as in, "i almost had a urinary"
He made me laugh so hard I almost had a urinary.
by I. C. Yupi April 08, 2011
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Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...

Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
"Dude you ready to go now?"

"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.

"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
by Kutcher March 26, 2009
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The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.
"Guys watch me take a piss while drinking this beer"
"That is called urinary equilibrium my friend"
by Titty Monger January 22, 2014
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A pissing contest to see who can pee the farthest.
Todd is acting like a chest-thumping gorilla again, because he thinks he'll win if we have a Urinary Olympics contest.
by marcifer November 09, 2010
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A Urinary Canal is formed when the excess belly fat convers up the sex glands, so you have to roll the skin until you make a passage(canal) to get it to the toilet.
A person who weights 500 pounds may have urinary canals
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It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.
"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."
by RetardLOL February 20, 2014
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when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
by oldsport December 17, 2014
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