urinary
a technical term for when you piss yourself. like "coronary", except not.
as in, "i almost had a urinary"
as in, "i almost had a urinary"
urinary by I. C. Yupi April 26, 2011
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urinary boner
Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
"Dude you ready to go now?"
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
urinary boner by Kutcher March 26, 2009
urinary equilibrium
The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.
urinary equilibrium by Titty Monger January 22, 2014
urinary tract infection
"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."
urinary tract infection by RetardLOL February 25, 2014
Urinary Olympics
Todd is acting like a chest-thumping gorilla again, because he thinks he'll win if we have a Urinary Olympics contest.
Urinary Olympics by marcifer November 11, 2010
Urinary Canals
A Urinary Canal is formed when the excess belly fat convers up the sex glands, so you have to roll the skin until you make a passage(canal) to get it to the toilet.
Urinary Canals by JackCoocoo December 2, 2013
urinary text infection
when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
urinary text infection by oldsport December 17, 2014
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