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a technical term for when you piss yourself. like "coronary", except not.

as in, "i almost had a urinary"
He made me laugh so hard I almost had a urinary.
by I. C. Yupi April 08, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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