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Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.
Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.
Piedophile by Me_Again September 27, 2011

Pictophile 

The dankest meme app in the App Store. Full of great memes, funny users, and tons of meme-building features, and 11 post tabs. You'll be there for hours, m8.
Mate, have you checked out Pictophile? I've heard it's so much better than iFunny!
Pictophile by amm192 September 11, 2016

Pescophiliac 

Sexual attraction to aqua-marine life or depictions of sexual acts involving mermaids or large fish.
I caught my boyfriend watching mermaid porn, he is a total pescophiliac.
Pescophiliac by CraiBe May 30, 2020

Piedophile

Describes a person with uncontrollable pie urges. A person who cannot simply walk past a pie shop. Someone who lets their pie craving rule them.
I can't walk past the baker's without purchasing a lovely, juicy steak pie. I think there is something wrong with me, I fear that I may be a piedophile.
Piedophile by teknoshit June 12, 2018

Pictophile 

Pictophile is a meme and gif sharing app on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store. While there are many of these types of apps, such as iFunny, Pictophile is often referred to as better than them, (especially iFunny, as this is referred to as iShit 98% of the time). Pictophile is better as it produces better memes, has better users and admins, and the creator stays on a known level with the user, unlike 9Gag where you need to google who the owner is. Previous names, Lolbucket.
Friend One: Dude! Have you been on Pictophile recently?
Friend Two: Yeah! It's much better then that shit iFunny!
Friend One: Who's your favorite admin? Mine's Rascal
Friend Two: I like Karla
Pictophile by Am3.1415 October 31, 2016

Pestophile 

A pedophile towards pests they are also annoying
"go away you pestophile!"
Pestophile by Eno_Enerbot June 4, 2018
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