Pests

A group of diehard fans of the Opie and Anthony radio show on XM Satellite Radio. They are also known as "The O&A Army," but nicknamed "Pests" by Opie and Anthony for their persistence and fervor to promote O&A and relentlessly annoy O&A's rivals and detractors. They are a dedicated group of fans who will go to great lengths to promote Opie and Anthony, often spending considerable amounts of time and money to do so. They will often "attack" targets Opie and Anthony deem as "Fuckos" or "Enemies of the Show," which often include rival radio personalities who badmouth O&A.

The Pests' methods of "attack" are many and varied, ranging from showing up at live events for other radio personalities to "protest" with O&A signs and banners, repeatedly calling rival radio shows to mention O&A and drop O&A show references on the air to annoy the rival show's members, and even appearing at WWE Wrestling events and holding up signs with show references and slogans at ringside to be seen on live TV. The most recent targets of The Pests include Florida radio show The Philips Phile, which culminated in The Pests' purchase of ad time on a billboard not far from The Philips Phile studio to declare their victory and mock Philips Phile host Jim Philips. The Pests have also "attacked" former O&A friend Scott Ferrall, who began to bash O&A without provocation. The Pests invaded his weeklong "tryout" on XM's rival Sirius Satellite Radio, possibly costing him a permanent job with Sirius.

"They completely took over Scott Ferrall's radio show with call after call mentioning O&A. They're such pests!"

by Martini Steve February 23, 2006

ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

Digital Pests

Colleagues, friends, or relatives who overshare on your WhatsApp group, whom you want to kick out, because their selfish or inconsiderate behaviors pose a high risk for other members to wanting to exit the chat group.

Digital pests are spammers whose posts often compound the exponential chat in a group—if only their messages were as controversial or disruptive as Donald Trump’s tweets, they might be excused for promoting heated debates among the members.

by MathPlus December 8, 2018

Johnny Pests

The Johnny Test haters.

All the Johnny Pests drew hateart of Johnny Test just to get Johnny Test cancelled.

by CN19M3P41C July 6, 2023

perts

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

peets

A cute term for feets, particularly a cat’s or another animal’s

Look at those little peets!

by kil0j0ules September 13, 2018