Pinkerize

Pinkerize (n): Feminine retaliation of a terrible but underhanded nature for a grievous injury suffered long ago, at the hands of a man.

Poor Joe. I knew someday, she'd pinkerize that bastard.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 27, 2012

ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

ponderize

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

by friesounz November 25, 2015

ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

pwnzerized

Used when someone was pwned badly. Also a Misspelled form of ownzerized.

omgwtfbbq j00 w3r3 pwnz3riz3d!!!11111

by BobMushroom September 14, 2003

ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.

My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.

by deathbringer14 November 26, 2015

Pinkerbell

A very sexy girl who likes the 80s and the color pink.

Oh wow, there is Pinkerbell!

by Anonymous January 26, 2004