Peckerized 

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.

"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"

Peckerized by CatFocks August 4, 2022

two peckered billy-goat 

a very horny person

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.

two peckered billy-goat by dbond May 5, 2011

Happier than a two peckered puppy 

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

Happier than a two peckered puppy by jrwright August 22, 2011

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

hotter than a two peckered goat by snappy's February 5, 2008

colder than a two peckered billy goat

Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.

The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"

colder than a two peckered billy goat by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

busier than a two-peckered billy goat 

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

busier than a two-peckered billy goat by BJ November 2, 2003

Peckered

In the game of Panguingue (Pan), when you have cards that are worth money but cannot get them into play in order to collect.

I just got peckered with a bong. Sory of my life.

Peckered by NedLoomis June 12, 2019