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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Pipophobia 

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.
Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.
Pipophobia by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020

pwnophobia 

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.
Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.
pwnophobia by Antoshi September 1, 2008

penophobia 

i dont like willies because i have penophobia
penophobia by emma May 13, 2005

Pantophobia 

Gemma had a fearof everything, not just wasps.
Pantophobia by White Wicca March 13, 2004

pingophobic 

"Im so pingophobic that i block anyone who pings me."
pingophobic by IHatePings May 16, 2020