3 definitions by canart

A young child aspiring to grow up and become a fully fledged buffed up Chad

by canart October 25, 2019

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019

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Pingophobia

An extreme fear of Pingu the penguin

My friend's pingophobia is so bad that he hides in the closest when it's passing on TV

by canart October 06, 2019

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