Pingophobia

An extreme fear of Pingu the penguin

My friend's pingophobia is so bad that he hides in the closest when it's passing on TV

by canart October 06, 2019

Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 26, 2019

Chadpol

A young child aspiring to grow up and become a fully fledged buffed up Chad

"My brother is an aspiring Chadpol"

by canart October 26, 2019