Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

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Panphobia

Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.

Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.

Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

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PantsOnPhobia

The fear of having pants on, wearing or of those wearing pants. Often a self-inflicted malaise associated with those working from home or in the technology start-up environments.

When he has to go to the office, his pantsonphobia is in full effect. Her pantsonphobia prevents her from attending certain social events.

PantsOnPhobia by JDNoPants October 21, 2010

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photophobia

Photophobia is a fear of, or adverse physical or psychological reaction to light. Whether from rapid change of light intensity, or sudden burst of bright light, as from a camera flash. Not to be confused with heliophobia, which is a fear of the Sun.

When we went to the laser light show, Jon must've got a case of photophobia. He puked and had a seizure.

photophobia by Bada Bing, Bada Boom September 1, 2013

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pwnophobia

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.

Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.

pwnophobia by Antoshi September 1, 2008

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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