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penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Peniaphobia 

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!
Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

pwnzaphobia 

An irrational fear of falling victim to a pwnzing.
Corbs suffered from acute pwnzaphobia during the latter stages of the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas WW game.
pwnzaphobia by oprice December 9, 2008

Pantaphobia 

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

Pitaphobia 

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.
I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.
Pitaphobia by Pittas September 18, 2013

kingaphobia 

"Dude, did you see that one Burger King commercial? I've had kingaphobia ever since."
kingaphobia by spartan084 December 10, 2008