Pinara

A penis in which it is amazingly short and thin.

dont feel like typing one.

by Eric Devault December 13, 2003

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Piñata Immigration Reform

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

Pinar

is a Turkish girl name which means "waterspring"

Pinar is a girl who has stunning beauty. You will turn into stone if you look at her eyes for more than 10 seconds. In 5 seconds, if you are lucky enough, you may survive with a serious heart attack. Her smile is so beautiful that you can spend all day just watching her. She is smart like hell and knows everything. If you have a Pinar around you, you will be safe and comfortable forever. If you are the lucky guy who deserves her heart, you should be grateful for her presence every single day. Love the cats, protect children, help the elderly, be a good person.

Guy: “Pinar, I think I’ve fallen in love with you”
Pinar: “You love cats?
Guy: “No!”
Pinar: “Ok, just look at my eyes: 10, 9, 8…”

by Spring95 November 23, 2021

pants pinata

Used to describe when you take off your jeans, or put them on and all your change falls out.

Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!

by Kristen B, January 17, 2008

Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015

spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007