Pinawa

The most unknown town in existence full of actual NPCs. Everyone knows each other. If you think you're unknown, you're not. Racists everywhere, especially the schools. Basically just a town full of redneck teens and adults. If you live here you are probably miserable, or make other people miserable.

Person: So where are you from?
NPC: Pinawa
Person: Get tf away from me

by beatrizyardbetray August 17, 2023

Pinawa

A town in Manitoba full of fake people including students talking shit about random people in their classes for no reason other than there is nothing else to do.

Shit talker: Hey, did you hear about *insert name here*'s *insert rumor?
Me: No. But I guess you're from Pinawa based on the cloud of judgement surrounding you.

by Just.a.random.person. August 30, 2023

Pinawa

A boring town in the middle of nowhere in Manitoba Canada. The only thing to do is go to school, the pool or the teen center on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays. Its entire population is old people and druggy teenagers.

Person1: Hey. Whats up?
Person2: Being bored.
Person1: So your in Pinawa?
Person2: Yup.

by VeganCanibal July 25, 2011

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Piñata Immigration Reform

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

pants pinata

Used to describe when you take off your jeans, or put them on and all your change falls out.

Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!

by Kristen B, January 17, 2008

Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015