Pictoral
to be a pictoral
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pictoral anal
ADRIENNE: hey mary do you think you have seen all of the crazy sex analogies out there
MARY: oh yea Adrienne, I have all of thoes covered
ADRIENNE: well...what about the pictoral anal
MARY: oh god whats that
ADRIENNE: its when you shove a picture frame up your bf's ass
MARY: I'll have to give that one a try next time!!!
MARY: oh yea Adrienne, I have all of thoes covered
ADRIENNE: well...what about the pictoral anal
MARY: oh god whats that
ADRIENNE: its when you shove a picture frame up your bf's ass
MARY: I'll have to give that one a try next time!!!
pictoral anal by spellmynamerightforoncebitch December 14, 2010
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Pectoralysis
Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.
Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.
Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility
Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.
Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility
Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!
-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?
-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?
-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011
Pictorial Fisting
When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.
Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!
Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!
Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!
Pictorial Fisting by DTrackMan January 26, 2022
Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis
Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis by CorneliusSHA December 2, 2019
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pectoral by Queen Nona July 14, 2016
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