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pectograph 

photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch
Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm!
pectograph by flyingdog February 23, 2008

photograme 

The term for the eerie remnants of facebook profile picture sessions while going through another's phone or camera; dozens and dozens of pictures of the owner taken from essentially the same angle, usually in their bathroom or bedroom.
I found some chick's phone in my apartment this morning; luckily because of all this photograme I know exactly who it is.
photograme by spazz128735 April 17, 2010

picogram 

A Picogram is a totally insignifigant amount of steriods found in an athletes body, that gives Jon “Picogram” Jones, “no advantage”.
Jon Jones weighs in at 205 lbs and 40 picograms.
Dana White: “Ariel, if you want to talk Picograms, talk to Novitzky. Talk to Novitzky, I dont know, talk to Novitzky.”
Jon Jones: “I’m a clean fighter.”

Crowd: *laughs* *claps*

Pictographer 

A person who assumes that because they bought an expensive camera they are a professional photographer.
My wife bought a new dslr and is starting to charge people for pictures. Im worried that she has become a pictographer.
Pictographer by Komi Kona December 19, 2012

transitve-pictograph-verbalizations 

Using symbols as a message to express how you feel.
Using any of the following examples and any others is transitve-pictograph-verbalizations: =] =P =D

Pictoral 

A Flower From The Middle East that is spicy.
to be a pictoral
Pictoral by PictoraL November 26, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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