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Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!
"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
Crazy Phuckers by Otts July 11, 2009
Related Words

pigfuckery 

When a cop lies in order to violate your rights, arrest or convict you.
I wouldn't be in jail if it wasn't for that cop's pigfuckery.
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pigfuckery by Toytech4 December 20, 2014

Phuckery 

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...
i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door
Phuckery by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010
Proper swearing on forms without the four letter word.
That phucker is blocking the passing lane.
You’re phucking banned!
Get the phuck outta here!
Read the phucking sign!
Mind the gap phucker!
phucker by ohshet April 26, 2006

pochucker 

a Caucasian of limited and financial intellectual means; white trash
Look at that pochucker reading hot rod magazines over by the newsstand.
pochucker by Cassi S. March 15, 2005
One who fucks pigs. As by Terrance defined in South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
U.S. Senator Robert Byrd is an unabashed pigfucker.
pigfucker by Abu Gingy July 6, 2005