phuck

a homonym to the old school word "fuck" but refers to machine intercourse, instead of genital intercourse. The term is derived from a man named Chris who holds regular discussions called "phuckathons" in Sproul Plaza of UC Berkeley. It's part of an ongoing debate of whether it is better to live in harmony with the earth and someday dying or to live forever in cyberspace as a silicon being.

"Stop phucking your cell phone!"

by Luman October 30, 2007

phuck

Way of writing the word fuck in emails at work and not being detected by the comapny filter

phuck you, good buddy!

by Manny Sheen August 30, 2004

phuck

Fuck, but with a ph. A phine specimen of NAZA's ph phenomenon that was phurther developed with the Phobia Phear coaster at Lake Compounce.
Phace your phear!

Ah phuck y'all, my gpa is really gonna take a hit phrom that pound of weed.

by alhammer December 23, 2017

phuck

A phrase used for when the philadelphia phillies lose.

Friend: Did the Phils win?
You: No
Friend: PHUCK!

by br0s3ff January 7, 2012

phuck

A slang way to spell fuck

hey mother phucker, what's up?

by loco asshole February 6, 2005

phuck

What old people say when they play or watch hockey.

"Where's the damn phuck??"

by Cameron July 17, 2004

phuck

verb: 1.To Jump On; 2.To Jump Someone

ex. 1 - Bill and Ted phucked on my trampoline last night.

ex. 2 - Bro, see that guy there... Call up the gang we're gonna phuck him and his buddies later

by Maybals Zahary February 22, 2008