phorking 

An alternate version for "Forking" or fucking. forking
verb: to fuck
adj.: fucking

"Billy won't stop phorking dead babies."
"That phorking microsoft keeps making terrible software"

phorking by Sally the Killer September 25, 2005

Phorking 

When you're supposed to be doing work, but instead choose to text people, or other stuff on your phone. (Phone working)

-Mom: "Son, are you working in there?"
-Son: "Yes mother!"
Actually, he was texting Jenny to see what she was doing, but he couldn't tell his mom he was phorking. She would be pissed.

Phorking by LOLCraft October 6, 2012

terra-phorming 

A process which aims to turn people into products; a global warehouse selling pieces of everyone and our privacy to the highest bidders.

"My computer is infested with spyware... I've been terra-phormed!!

Friend 1: "Dude, what's with the mountain of unsolicited junk adverts you have?"
Friend 2: "I can't help it. I've been Terra-Phormed".

"Terra-Phorming; turning your privacy into profit."

terra-phorming by OF1975 April 16, 2008

porking 

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

porking by TonecasT February 3, 2004

finger porking 

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

finger porking by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

porking lot 

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

porking lot by Jason L. July 29, 2005

porking the beans 

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

porking the beans by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009