phjorking
the act of tricking someone into thinking youre doing something more interesting or mysterious than what's actually going on.
phjorking by lunkergunk May 5, 2023
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pshjoking
it's basically saying "just" and "joking" very fast. SOon it'll sound like "pshjoking". (Somtimes just "pshjoke")
pshjoking by mrgangstaCS January 17, 2008
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phjorking • phorking • Porking • plorking • Phoking • porking lot • phorming • Phwerking • porking croats • Porking it
terra-phorming
A process which aims to turn people into products; a global warehouse selling pieces of everyone and our privacy to the highest bidders.
"My computer is infested with spyware... I've been terra-phormed!!
Friend 1: "Dude, what's with the mountain of unsolicited junk adverts you have?"
Friend 2: "I can't help it. I've been Terra-Phormed".
"Terra-Phorming; turning your privacy into profit."
Friend 1: "Dude, what's with the mountain of unsolicited junk adverts you have?"
Friend 2: "I can't help it. I've been Terra-Phormed".
"Terra-Phorming; turning your privacy into profit."
terra-phorming by OF1975 April 16, 2008
porking
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.
1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
finger porking
finger porking by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013
porking lot
A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.
Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."
Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."
porking lot by Jason L. July 29, 2005
porking the beans
porking the beans by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009
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