phjorking 

the act of tricking someone into thinking youre doing something more interesting or mysterious than what's actually going on.

"lmao i keep telling finn im phjorking he doesnt realize phjork is just a geometry dash level"

phjorking by lunkergunk May 5, 2023

pshjoking 

it's basically saying "just" and "joking" very fast. SOon it'll sound like "pshjoking". (Somtimes just "pshjoke")

Yo you're gay - person 1
WTF! - person 2
pshjoking -person 1

pshjoking by mrgangstaCS January 17, 2008

terra-phorming 

A process which aims to turn people into products; a global warehouse selling pieces of everyone and our privacy to the highest bidders.

"My computer is infested with spyware... I've been terra-phormed!!

Friend 1: "Dude, what's with the mountain of unsolicited junk adverts you have?"
Friend 2: "I can't help it. I've been Terra-Phormed".

"Terra-Phorming; turning your privacy into profit."

terra-phorming by OF1975 April 16, 2008

porking 

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

porking by TonecasT February 3, 2004

finger porking 

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

finger porking by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

porking lot 

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

porking lot by Jason L. July 29, 2005

porking the beans 

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

porking the beans by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009