Phoking 

1. A person who is the King of Pho.

DONMAN is the PHOKING

Phoking by Youdontknowmeeh April 21, 2003

Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Pho King 

The best name for a Vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. Because pho is pronounced "fuh", it just sounds like fucking. Some restaurant owners just name their place Pho King to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation.

Man: I chose what we had for lunch. What do you want?
Woman: I feel like Pho King.
Man: *unbuttoning jeans* Funny, so did I.

Pho King by Captchalogued April 15, 2017

poking through the armor 

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

poking through the armor by OverTheCow November 22, 2016

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009