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Phoking by Youdontknowmeeh April 21, 2003
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Phoning the 90s
"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."
"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."
"Why?"
"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."
"Why?"
"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013
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Pho King
The best name for a Vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. Because pho is pronounced "fuh", it just sounds like fucking. Some restaurant owners just name their place Pho King to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation.
Man: I chose what we had for lunch. What do you want?
Woman: I feel like Pho King.
Man: *unbuttoning jeans* Funny, so did I.
Woman: I feel like Pho King.
Man: *unbuttoning jeans* Funny, so did I.
Pho King by Captchalogued April 15, 2017
Poking the Purple Plum
To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.
Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015
poking the pooch
poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009