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noun
1. what somebody becomes after you baby/son/lil boy them
2. when something is dastardly mid; subpar
1. Jack *after obliterating Daniel in fantasy baseball*: "You're my phood Daniel!"
Daniel: *Literally dies of crying*

2. Jack said" Tyme, that dinner you made is phood. It made me sick!"
Tyme: *Literally dies of crying*
phood by jackthejetski October 1, 2023
Related Words
Phood phoodus phooda PHOODE phoodler phoody phoon phoof phoop phoot
Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*
phoon by Sanron April 6, 2017
A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.
Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah
Phoon by Ça April 30, 2019
A a thick ooze-like mixture used to balance the pH level of a plant. Derived from the words pH and ooze.
Bro, did you phooz the plants yesterday?
phooz by TODD WillFindU December 2, 2013
A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.
Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.
Phoon by Koistopher June 3, 2018
The lingering smell of pho on your clothes, hair, and body. Usually from eating at a pho restaurant.
Guy: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Girl: Anywhere except pho. I don't want to get phodor on my nice jeans.

Job interviewer: Did you have pho for breakfast? I can smell your phodor.
phodor by destley wang February 6, 2013