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Anything unhealthy. Pizza is a popular source of phood.
Phood by Bryl0r December 29, 2004
Related Words
PHOODE pooder phooey pooded Poodenda Phodel phoderall Phood phoodus phoofer
A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties
That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!
Phoote by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019

Illudium Phosdex 

The shaving cream atom, supplies of which become dangerously low on Earth in the 24th & 1/2 century, necessitating a mission by Duck Dodgers to claim Illudium Phosdex-rich Planet X in the name of Earth.

Not to be confused with its unstable isotope Illudium Pew-36
"Try new Pheno-Barbasol with the healing power of Illudium Phosdex"
Illudium Phosdex by Obbens November 1, 2006

pooderbutt johnson 

A younger person that spends most of his time lounging around the house only wearing boxer shorts. He enjoys playing video games, YouTube videos, drinking sweet tea and eating sour cream and onion tater chips.
"Look at that pooderbutt johnson. He don't ever wear britches. All he does is play XBox and drink the sweet tea!"
To thrust one's phone into his/her own breast.
UGH! Did you see that Andrea? She just Phoobed herself!
Phoobed by Rosechuk December 1, 2010
noun
1. what somebody becomes after you baby/son/lil boy them
2. when something is dastardly mid; subpar
1. Jack *after obliterating Daniel in fantasy baseball*: "You're my phood Daniel!"
Daniel: *Literally dies of crying*

2. Jack said" Tyme, that dinner you made is phood. It made me sick!"
Tyme: *Literally dies of crying*
phood by jackthejetski October 1, 2023