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zBlock is a server plug-in for games that run on the Source engine, like Counter Strike: Source. It is mostly used on ESEA servers and attempts to level the playing field by enforcing CVAR values on each client. It also locks certain server variables, such as maximum player speed in an attempt to nerf bunny hopping, and prevented clients with altered game files that were not detected by Valve.

It was famously destroyed by a Counter Strike: Source player Phoon when he published the video "Phoon too much for zBlock" in which he demonstrated his amazing bunny hopping abilities despite the zBlock nerfs on it.
Person 1: Hop on CS:S
Person 2: Only if we play on a server with zBlock
zBlock by NarwhalCakes December 20, 2020
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Polish for "Great Warrior". Generally considered above the law; Those with this name tend to encompass great physical prowess and intelligence.
That guy is a real Zlocki.
zlocki by polishwoodworker May 15, 2016
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zablockyte

andrijos boba
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- jo su andrija laizos
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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