Phoop 

v. Simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word poop, meaning simply: To masturbate while defecating.

Brian: Oh man bro, I phoop so often that my bathroom consistently smells of dump and cum.

Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.

Phoop by Tcreepz13 January 4, 2011

Phoop 

The sound that a women makes, when pushing cum outta her Vagina, after sex. phooop!!!!

Wow, you came alot i just Phooped my Vagin to death.

Phoop by Master_D September 8, 2010

phoop 

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

phoop by monkiki February 25, 2005

Phoop 

When you go to fart,and instead poop.Also see shart.

Dude,what's that smell;did you just phoop?!

Phoop by Mrs.Scalf April 14, 2009

phoop 

when you drop you phone on your face

This morning I woke up and grabbed my phone to check my instagram feed and I phoop.

phoop by boogle.net December 2, 2014

Phoop 

When you have to crap really bad so you rush to the shitter and sit for a couple of minutes and then you just fart nothing comes out but air and it echos across the whole bathroom.

Did you just hear that?
Yea, I think he just phooped

Phoop by CurtDawg420 September 18, 2018

Phoop 

When you fart and shoot a poo pellet ( the noise it makes coming out)

Thought I was done then the phoop came!

Phoop by TCSTUFF September 13, 2022