phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 26, 2005

phoop

when you drop you phone on your face

This morning I woke up and grabbed my phone to check my instagram feed and I phoop.

by boogle.net December 02, 2014

Phoop

v. Simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word poop, meaning simply: To masturbate while defecating.

Brian: Oh man bro, I phoop so often that my bathroom consistently smells of dump and cum.

Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.

by Tcreepz13 January 04, 2011

Phoop

The sound that a women makes, when pushing cum outta her Vagina, after sex. phooop!!!!

Wow, you came alot i just Phooped my Vagin to death.

by Master_D September 08, 2010

phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 09, 2007

phooping

Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.

Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.

Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.

Josh: cool what level did you beat.

by jackking November 16, 2013

Phoop

When you go to fart,and instead poop.Also see shart.

Dude,what's that smell;did you just phoop?!

by Mrs.Scalf April 14, 2009