4 definitions by Sanron

A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied
Joseph Joe K. : None of you can prove me that everything that has, is or will happen isn't just a part of a preset simulation. Joe's law is undeniable!
by Sanron April 18, 2019
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When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow
This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!
by Sanron April 12, 2019
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Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*
by Sanron April 6, 2017
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When you're stoned and your landlord is coming to collect money; you spray the whole room with vanilla air refereshner in hopes he doesn't realize the weed smell. Afterwards he is garaunteed to have vanilla farts(because he is irritated by the smell and the fragrance is vanilla)

P.s. you get a debuff of -200$ and now you're missing money and he realizes you're baked
Those cheeky fucks pulled up vanilla farts on me!!! They'll pay me back this shortage with interest!!!
by Sanron April 5, 2019
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