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TURNTABLES

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I instrument used around the world to make various of beatz for music....

Some scratch djs begin to publicly experiment with, and develop their own methods of scratch notation. Most notable of the group, John Carluccio, director and creator of "Battle Sounds", shares his system of scratch notation with other DJs around the world
technic,vestax,go to a music store and look for one!
TURNTABLES by azure November 29, 2003

Turntables

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noun - When a male is giving anal to a female while she is sitting on top of him. The male then grasps her firmly by the ass cheeks and spins her around his erect penis.
Guy #1 - Yo, so me and my gf were totally spinning turntables last night.
Guy #2 - Yeee son, you hit that ass!
Guy #3- Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' errywhere!

turntables

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A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. “How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”. It originates in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott.
*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...
turntables by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

turntables

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A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. Originated in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott. "How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”
*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...
turntables by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

two turntables and microphone 

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Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

Nebraskan Turntables 

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When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.
Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...
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