9 definitions by Myco_melfie_cutie

mycoholic

Completely addicted to mushrooms. A person that feens hard for all things mushrooms ... Completely addicted to photographing , identifying, eating, and even licking (with tongue) all things mushroom related. They crave shoomy friends and experience withdrawal when they have to go to work or when it snows ... They are the kind of people that use mushrooms to mimic their genitalia. They think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, and bathe with one thing on their mind.

Mushrooms are bae, I am a mycoholic .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 26, 2018

mycofae

A fly af fairy usually spotted on the tops of mushrooms. When spotted all dis magic shit start to hit. You b feeling like your trippin. She will try hard to make you smile.

I saw a mycofae now my head b spinnin and been grinnin . Like dat gurl is Magikal .

I think dat mycofae gave me wood .

by Myco_melfie_cutie September 2, 2018

mycohottie

A sexy mushroom lover. A person with a proclivity for mushroom porn. One who may lick mushrooms or decorate their bodies / hair with fungus . Also sometimes called fungus-freak.

Dayyum she a mycohottie with her fungus-freak hair .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

mycocutie

A short adorably cute af chick who is learning to identify the mushrooms she is inspired by. But can't pronounce them.

Bout to learnt me some latin in a minute . So that sweet mycocutie shows me her mushroom bra.

Dat mycocutie made me fanny flutters.

by Myco_melfie_cutie September 2, 2018

Melfie

A mushroom selfie . A selfie taken with mushrooms.

I fell off a cliff trying to take a melfie.

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 26, 2018

phytosexual

One who is turnt by plant identifications

When I heard Magnolia Xsoulangeana I became a phytosexual .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

phytosexual

One who is turnt on by botany .

Saw a phytosexual at the greenhouse. She was getting freaky with flowers.

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018