Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.
Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"
To be paytonsexual is to be attracted to the singer and video creator payton moormeier, to be paytonsexual you must be in his paybae fandom and know his special dates or simply that you like him to an excessive degree
hi, i'm paytonsexual! I'm obsessed with payton moormeier for calling me that