Phoneral

When someone gets rid a phone, especially when it's no longer working (dead).

Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.

by K Supreme September 6, 2020

phoneballs

The ability to say things over the phone that normally would be difficult to convey.

Todd: Man, I can't believe Lisa called me a cunt rag!
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.

by prankmaster June 5, 2007

phonerable

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.

Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.

by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009

Phonewalled

Similar to paywalled, it indicates a website or service that requires you to register with your phone number.

I can't register at twitter, it's phonewalled.

by csehszlovakze October 20, 2019

Phonewall

Ignoring a face-to-face conversation for anything on a cell phone.

I tried taking to her, but I got phonewalled.

by kgcagey January 23, 2011

jewish phonecall

The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.

"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."

"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."

by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006

PHONERAPE

When someone calls or texts you without your permission. They have violated your ears and have forced their conversation upon you. It's usually someone you don't want to be in contact with like an annoying co-worker, former friend or just some moron you know.

The girl text the guy so many times, the guy screamed out "PHONERAPE!" He was never the same again and went into the corner crying while holding himself.

by lolz09 January 27, 2009