Phoneality

The genre of TV that is stated as reality but is found to be phony/staged. Basically, anything on TV that claims to be real that is not (or is not/does not do what is claimed).

Phoneality TV - Ghost Hunters, Jersey Shore, The Hills

Phoneality Infomercials - Slap Chop, Shamwow, Ab Circle Pro

Phoneality Stunts - Wardrobe Malfunction, Balloon Boy

by SoCalParrothead January 6, 2010

pokeality

The act of having intercourse with one or more pokemon.

I just had mad pokeality with my torchic last nite, right before I finished, it embered.

by chazzledazzleverbeiren May 5, 2010

pokeality

pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.

"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."

by tsmithh February 13, 2008

phoneability

Ability and willingness to be telephoned by a friend, for instance, if they are experiencing a crisis.

Ursula assured Gerald of her phoneability should he need to talk to someone about losing his job.

by Athenais May 28, 2006

pokeality

The act of having sex with a pokemon; masturbating to a pokemon

Justin: Dude, I think that Nidoqueen is sexy

Channing: Gross! You're into pokeality!

Adam: All I gotta say is watch out for Nidoqueen's Earthquake

Justin: No worries, I know Hypnosis

by adambomb9 April 13, 2011