Phobing

To fuck all the women is a given area

“Dude did you go to that party last night, Chad was phobing everything”

by I’m chill fr August 28, 2022

Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Daddy Probing

Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.

I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Phosing

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

by ManKitten November 5, 2010

anal probing

This is where you may shove ur finger up another persons ass, if ur into that sort of thing.

Matthew: Do you mind if we engage in some anal probing?
Sara: Sure one sec ill bendover.

by christopher thomas September 7, 2008

Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.

Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!

by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015