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To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".
Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*
by JayAycheAr March 03, 2010
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