Phlashing 

A sexual act performed by a pair of old perverts on unassuming young men usually at boating lakes. The act involves getting a passer by to take a photo of one old man who pulls an erotic pose whilst an onlooking accomplice fondles himself off the photographers' anxiety.

"Hey Derek fancy going to the park for a spot of phlashing?"

Phlashing by Brian Shitpeas June 14, 2016

phrasing 

An exclamation and/or warning given to another over the unintended sexual innuendo of an otherwise innocent phrase.

Commonly heard by various characters on the animated FX television series, "Archer".

"You wanna play me hard?" "Phrasing." "Well, then you better nut up!" "Phrasing!" "I've swallowed just about as much as I can take from you!" "PHRASING!!"

phrasing by Fortyseven April 12, 2013

Canadian pashing 

As an extension of regular 'pashing', Canadian pashing refers to the act of sticking ones fingers down the pants of another person during regular pashing, with the intent to sexually arouse and excite the other party. The term 'Canadian' is added to downplay this act as 'Canadians are too nice to do this'.

Perakn1: "Oh man, I pashed this bird hard last night at the club!"
Peraon2: "but have you given her a Canadian pashing yet??"

Canadian pashing by SalModelEater February 1, 2013

Polishing the Apple 

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

Polishing the Apple by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

polishing the nightstick 

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

polishing my knob 

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.

"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"

polishing my knob by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

polishing the pearl 

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008