Plathing 

Making obviously false claim to various acts, accomplishments, or states of being in an effort to look cool on the internet.

Did you see that plathing post on Facebook? Man, that hit like 12 times on tineye.

Plathing by Lord_ITF November 15, 2012

Plathing  

verb. (to plath)
The practice of being inwardly negative to the point where normal interaction becomes difficult. This particularly relates to feelings of insecurity and/or alienation. Inspired by the late poet/author Sylvia Plath.
second definition:
reading writings by Sylvia Plath.

Sorry guys; I don't feel like going. I'm totally plathing right now.

Plathing by the real RoMak July 5, 2008

Plathing 

A new trend similar to planking in which one goes around and sticks his or her head in random ovens while a friend takes a photograph of the event. This is usually done in honor of the late poet Sylvia Plath who famously committed suicide by sticking her head in an oven. Hipsters do this to be ironic.

"Pssh planking was so last summer. Plathing is way more ironic and now!"- Some stupid hipster

Plathing by hipsterexterminator December 30, 2011

plaything 

1. Someone who is of amusement and satisfaction to another, be it sexual or purely innocent, when they are beckoned (doesn't matter what age).

2. An object that is given to a child to distract them for a few moments so parents can do what they have to do

1. "Lana decided to call her plaything up for some fun. She only calls him when she needs him"

2. "Sue had a lot of work to do, so she gave George a toy train as his plaything to occupy him for a while."

plaything by Clauds July 3, 2007

Platting fog 

something that is imposable to do

1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....

Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012

war pathing

The act of being confrontational to everyone you interact with during a given time period i.e. the verb for being "on a war path".

This morning I decided I wasn't going to hold back my feelings about what's been happening at work so I've been war pathing all day.

war pathing by Mr. Franko November 17, 2009

P plating 

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.

"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"

P plating by Aussie555 December 19, 2011