Philosorape 

v. The act of forcibly projecting one's personal beliefs onto an unwilling second or third party; often a captive audience.

- "Hey, did you just see that commercial!? The Humane Society totally just philosoraped us!"
- "You went to Catholic school? Man, I bet you were philosoraped everyday."

Philosorape by JL, Temple February 19, 2013

Philosoraptor 

A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.

If actions are stronger than words,

(picture of Philosoraptor)

why is the pen mightier than the sword.

Philosoraptor by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009

philosoraptor 

The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.

Quotes from philosoraptor

if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?

If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?

What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?

If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?

If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?

What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?

philosoraptor by asillyp3rson December 21, 2013

philosorapper 

A philosophical rapper.

Kanye West and Kid Cudi are philosorappers.

philosorapper by educatedhobo May 10, 2011

philosomaphize 

philosophizing about life, god, the world in a high state, usually very late at night. any drugs may be involved. e.g. while under the influence of shrooms

"Damn, we gotta philosomaphize again sometime, remember that time in Amsterdam when he was trying to explain to me that there should be buttons on our heads to print our thoughts and that god needs a decent surfboard to ride the waves of the sky? Crazy shit night!"

philosomaphize by foreign_nixe January 18, 2010

Philosoraptor 

One who engages in aggressive moral or ethical debate tactics.

Descartes can be such a philosoraptor...

Philosoraptor by Erashicly. August 14, 2008

Philosoraptor 

An elusive creature descended from the dinosaur species velociraptor, characterized by a habit of deep thinking and studying philosophy

The philosoraptor was quite the over thinker.

Philosoraptor by DaSpencerHere January 13, 2021