Philosofap 

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

Philosofap by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013

Philosowaffles 

When you find yourself contemplating the meaning of life before you've even taken your first bite of breakfast.

Bran- "It's gonna be a long day today, just had a serious case of the philosowaffles."

Casey - "Dude, it's not even 8:00 am yet, drink some coffee and chill out."

Philosowaffles by Jynkx July 2, 2014

Philosoraptor 

A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.

If actions are stronger than words,

(picture of Philosoraptor)

why is the pen mightier than the sword.

Philosoraptor by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009

philosofecies 

1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.

2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.

3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.

Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".

Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".

philosofecies by savingandloading September 5, 2011

Philosofickle 

1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias

The fine line between "freedom of religion" and "non-discrimination" is a philosofickle one.

Philosofickle by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015

Philosofried 

1. When you reach that exact high from Marijuana when complex problems seem to make complete sense and seems obvious in a logical way etc.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.

I was so stoned the other day i became philosofried and figured out everything.

Philosofried by Shanedawg Fourtwenty December 26, 2014

philosomatika 

#1 internet radio station out there.

Im going to smoke some pot and listen to philosomatika™

philosomatika by ¡DŃ™! October 11, 2003