A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.
Quotes from philosoraptor
if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?
What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?
If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?
If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?
v. The act of forcibly projecting one's personal beliefs onto an unwilling second or third party; often a captive audience.
- "Hey, did you just see that commercial!? The Humane Society totally just philosoraped us!"
- "You went to Catholic school? Man, I bet you were philosoraped everyday."
Philosoraptor A Popular Meme in which a velociraptor contemplates some of the most mind-fucking questions ever made. Name means Philosophical Velociraptor (Philoso-raptor)
Ted: If a man with Alzheimer's has amnesia, does he forget he can't remember anything?
Jerry: IDK, lets ask the Philosoraptor!
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.