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Your brain, noodle, mind, grey matter, etc.
That boy ain't right in the head. Something is wrong with his thinker.
thinker by Chrisizzle November 26, 2006
People who possess the knowledge of sociology, which are beyond the understandings of the common people. They are also called, the Enlightened Ones.
Jean Jacques Rousseau, Francis Marie Arouet(Voltaire), John Locke, Karl Marx, and Buddhism. Also, most of the Atheists.
Thinker by Redfury509 July 18, 2008
The process by which a man takes the position of the "Thinker" statue while masturbating with the forearm or elbow.
I saw some pictures of a hot girl on my computer but I was in my cubicle so I had to give myself a thinker.
Thinker by Le Penseur Rodin July 23, 2010
This is a toilet, shitter, and any place a good man can go and read or think about anything while taking a great releaving shit.
Joe just got back form the thinker and feels much better.
Thinker by Frank Tits March 4, 2005

[thinker] 

i had a thinker what if we could go 2 mars on our bikes
[thinker] by 11red87 October 14, 2008

Thinker Lonker Donk 

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.
Thinker Lonker Donk by awesome October 3, 2003
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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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