Phetani

She's the best girlfriend ever, she's a bit cringe and sus but i love her the way she is, she shouldn't change anything just to please me.
She's my WORLD, she's my EVERYTHING

Live bug; I love youuu
Phetani; You complete me.

by Bromanjysgdj December 11, 2021

pheanix

A term commonly used to describe a poser and/or noob. Pheanixes are known to excessively copy their friends' actions in an unnecessary fashion. Pheanixes also have the false belief that if they where leather jackets everyday, they might somehow impress a girl way out of their league. They also are undoubtedly the worse spellers in the universe. Pheanixes usually have a bad tendency to make up the worst usernames that are humanly possible. Ex: xXBladeLedgendsXx, Riderz, FlamingGuitar, SuperFlare, Frostbyte, Denumflare44, Starwars33, and where the name came from... Pheanixflare etc. Pheanixes' names usually start with a lower case "d" referring to their small dicks.

Pheanixes have a unavoidable urge to think that everything they do is at least 13.37 times cooler than it actually is. They enjoy ditching their friends in order to seem cool. It never works. Pheanixes also will do anything in their ability to become popular. Note that if the person you are trying to distinguish as a Pheanix is popular, they are NOT a Pheanix. They enjoy activities like: lying about watching porn to gain respect from their friends, wearing trade-mark clothing that their friends enjoy wearing, playing with Pokemon cards, denying the obvious fact that they play with Poekemon cards, singing annoying French songs, buying itunes music from the topcharts list, and showering on a weekly basis.

A Pheanix over hears a popular kid saying he just got a really cool Long board. The Pheanix comes to school the next day with a cheap long board bought the night before along with $200 skate shoes also bought the night before.

by TickleMeElmo14 February 10, 2014

Pietanic

A brain child of a young inspired filmmaker. Travis Jamison had an idea "What if I remade the famous movie Titanic starring Leonardo Decaprio?". Pietanic was the product. Starring Gianni Tomassello as Leo, Riley Mcclew, Travis Jamison as Doctor Professor Jelly Donut, and Shane as the asian guy. Some may see this video slightly racist. You may be womdering why. Well that's because Travis, half way through editing, decided to dub most of the lines. The most noticable being Shane's, replaced with "Ching chang chong. Ching chang chong. Pork fried rice. Pork fried rice.". Some critics have said this is the worst amateur film they've ever layed their eyes on, while others adore it. It has a cult following which is reflected by its impressive 118 views on Youtube. A sequel is currently being planned "Pietanic Part Six".

P1: "Hey, have you watched Pietanic."

P2: "Yeah, 'Ching chang chong', lol"

by SirDaveDavis October 22, 2017

Phevanie

A feeling stronger than love itself; Declaring a strong bond to another

Phevanie, my darling.

by opruh March 19, 2019

Pheanix

Pheanix is a complete weirdo shes kind of a softie but once you get to know her she shows how weird and funny she is, dont get on her bad side though, cause she will woop.your.ass. they also hate meeting new people and are introverts. my names pheanix so im just relating to myself

Someone who isnt my friend and sees me: was that pheanix, shes a total softie and really quiet.
My friend or bff that sees me: Why are you so weird ->-

by Aesthetic._.Alien May 16, 2020

Petani

Human being who's as fast as fuck, 🇦🇱Albanian🇦🇱, faster than Sonic and one of the most talented guys I have ever met. People characterize him like a Quarter Horse.

"Ohh shit, this guys can run like petani"
"OMG Petani opened opened a hole on air"

by Urban Dictionary User7367 October 24, 2017

pheaniz

To put cum into a bottle and use as shampoo

I tricked my friend into useing pheaniz last night.

by Micheal Fiklin March 8, 2008