Petani

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Human being who's as fast as fuck, 🇦🇱Albanian🇦🇱, faster than Sonic and one of the most talented guys I have ever met. People characterize him like a Quarter Horse.

"Ohh shit, this guys can run like petani"
"OMG Petani opened opened a hole on air"

Petani by Urban Dictionary User7367 October 24, 2017

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Pentanium

A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.

"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."

Pentanium by Kevlar D November 10, 2007

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petan

Made up by George Ezra, meaning cool, awesome, amazing, or anything you want it to mean

That song is so petan!! Keep your peckers up!

petan by trutru2 April 5, 2015

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putanica

A Spanish term for bitch-nigga

ERES UN PUTANICA

putanica by alxxx69r June 22, 2014

Petanthropy

Petanthropy is the effort or inclination to increase the well-being of Pets with humanity.

He demonstrated his commitment to petanthropy by devoting countless hours uniting homeless animals with loving adopted parents.

Petanthropy by romeoboy December 17, 2010

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Petnis

A pet shaped like a penis.Found in the MnF Club mmo game.

Hey jared!
Nice petnis!

Petnis by Prajboy February 7, 2018

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Petunia

1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.

"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"

Petunia by Miss Liv Ashlyn March 18, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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