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pheanix

A term commonly used to describe a poser and/or noob. Pheanixes are known to excessively copy their friends' actions in an unnecessary fashion. Pheanixes also have the false belief that if they where leather jackets everyday, they might somehow impress a girl way out of their league. They also are undoubtedly the worse spellers in the universe. Pheanixes usually have a bad tendency to make up the worst usernames that are humanly possible. Ex: xXBladeLedgendsXx, Riderz, FlamingGuitar, SuperFlare, Frostbyte, Denumflare44, Starwars33, and where the name came from... Pheanixflare etc. Pheanixes' names usually start with a lower case "d" referring to their small dicks.

Pheanixes have a unavoidable urge to think that everything they do is at least 13.37 times cooler than it actually is. They enjoy ditching their friends in order to seem cool. It never works. Pheanixes also will do anything in their ability to become popular. Note that if the person you are trying to distinguish as a Pheanix is popular, they are NOT a Pheanix. They enjoy activities like: lying about watching porn to gain respect from their friends, wearing trade-mark clothing that their friends enjoy wearing, playing with Pokemon cards, denying the obvious fact that they play with Poekemon cards, singing annoying French songs, buying itunes music from the topcharts list, and showering on a weekly basis.
A Pheanix over hears a popular kid saying he just got a really cool Long board. The Pheanix comes to school the next day with a cheap long board bought the night before along with $200 skate shoes also bought the night before.
by TickleMeElmo14 February 10, 2014
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Pheanix is a complete weirdo shes kind of a softie but once you get to know her she shows how weird and funny she is, dont get on her bad side though, cause she will woop.your.ass. they also hate meeting new people and are introverts. my names pheanix so im just relating to myself
Someone who isnt my friend and sees me: was that pheanix, shes a total softie and really quiet.
My friend or bff that sees me: Why are you so weird ->-
by Aesthetic._.Alien May 16, 2020
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Phenix City

Town in Alabama across Chattahoochee River from Columbus, Georgia. Noted for its depraved and sordid past. Lots of gambling, hookers, stabbings, armed robberies, drinking and the like during the 1940s and 1950s. Some chick wrote a book about it. I can't remember the name of it. I started reading it but found myself falling asleep too much. They especially preyed on dumbass military morons from Fort Benning, Georgia. They specialized in getting them drunk and beating the shit out of them and taking all of whatever piddling amount of money they had. Now Phenix City has calmed down and has all sorts of upscale wonders like the Home Depot and the Chick-Fil-A.
It's a nice night for a knife fight in Phenix City tonight!
by Nancy C. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010
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Phenix

Phenix is a nice girl who is really pretty. However, she doesn’t think that. She is insecure about her weight and height. She always thinks if boys would love her.

She is really shy talking to new people and people usually gets impatient with her. So basically all her friends are weirdos.

Phenix is really caring towards the people who are nice to her. She can be really mean sometimes because she has a bad temper and is impatient.
Phenix is so pretty!
by Moonstone Zodiac July 7, 2022
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Pheonix Flame Job

The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.
Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.
by Brett27 October 28, 2005
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"How the hell do you spell phoenix?"
"um....er... f-e-...wait no. p-h-e-o-n-i-x"
by Marcello April 8, 2004
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pheonix games

A video publishing company infamous for their not so well-done rip-off games, most likely just to profit off it, said games normally rip off disney or some other company, normally with a shitty cartoon thrown in there, this can range from originals (still done somewhat poorly)or other ripoff disney films. They stopped in 2010 for better or for worse. eh, probably for the better.
Pheonix games SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
by CrungleChugger97 October 19, 2021
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