Phatties 

FUCKING
AWESOME
PANTS

Dude! Those are some sick Phatties!

Phatties by mence2socity January 12, 2009

Ice Cold Phatties 

Large balloons filled with Nitrous Oxide AKA "Laughing Gas."

The term Ice Cold Phatties comes from the unscrupulous hucksters who try to sell them to you in a concert or festival parking lot. "Ice Cold" because they're straight from the metal tank and literally cold, and "Phatty" because the buyer always wants the largest balloon they can find.

Get your Ice Cold Phatties! $15 or 3 for $40!

Ice Cold Phatties by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

Less chatties, more phatties. 

a phrase used to inform someone they have been holding the bowl to long while chatting.... as if it was a microphone.

"Hey, quit talking and pass the bowl man... Less chatties, more phatties."

Less chatties, more phatties. by shanerlady February 10, 2010

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Stick it between two patties 

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.

Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

Stick it between two patties by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

flipping patties 

When an individual or individuals begin to exhibit bizarre, extreme or irrational behavior.

"Hey, did you see how angry Pat got last night when I ate his 20 piece nugget?"
"Yeah man he was flipping patties over it!"

flipping patties by Kitty butt May 28, 2016