pratties 

a widely accepted term to describe freshly boiled or roasted Potatoes in their jackets complete with eyes.

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Eire

from "Haul Away Joe"
Once I was in Ireland
Digging turf and pratties
And now I'm on a Yankee ship
Hauling on sheets and braces

pratties by 0rnithorincus March 16, 2003

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Stick it between two patties 

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.

Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

Stick it between two patties by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

flipping patties 

When an individual or individuals begin to exhibit bizarre, extreme or irrational behavior.

"Hey, did you see how angry Pat got last night when I ate his 20 piece nugget?"
"Yeah man he was flipping patties over it!"

flipping patties by Kitty butt May 28, 2016

Coon patties 

Pussy, hairy patch,cum bucket, whispering eye

I think I'm be in Tonya's & jennifers coon patties tonight

Coon patties by Nolia85 January 23, 2010

Praties 

Irish word for potato

No more I'll be diggin praties

Praties by MikeMcd December 13, 2005