Phallusian 

Phallusian is a highly advanced term referring to an individual identifying as a "penis". At some point, a Phallusian will most likely undergo an operation to have an appearance similar to a phallus. Afterwards, anything touching a

Phallusian will provoke sexual stimulation, causing a state of prolonged erection. When a Phallusian is able to ejaculate semen, it is considered an entirely new species.

A Phallusian is popular among teenagers as older females prefer engaging intercourse with Phallusians.

I love having sex with a Phallusian

Phallusian by Unused toilet paper August 13, 2023

phallusmonger

An expert on the subject of penises, dongs, woodies, willies, doodles, dicks, erections, Johnsons, stiffies, junk, and other assorted phallic objects. Also cocks.

A phallusmonger may or may not be desirous of such objects, but they must necessarily specialize in the knowledge of them or deal in their distribution. See urologist, or gay pimp.

Willy gazed awkwardly down at the floor.
"Doctor, I saw this girl a couple weeks ago, and I think she wasn't clean... I think I might have a problem with my-"
"I'm afraid I'm not qualified to help you in that department." said Doc Johnson. "Here's a referral to see the phallusmonger."
He handed John a slip referring him to one "Woodie U. Wan" in the urology department elsewhere in the hospital. Willy cringed. "Is this some kind of joke? Couldn't you just, y'know, give me some pills or something?"

phallusmonger by Hank J. Wimbleton March 2, 2008

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

Phallucinating by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

phallusaurus rex 

A massive penis, bigger than a doppelganger. The actual length of the phallusaurus rex cannot be measured, but when a person sees one, they know it is one.

'Your giant knob is nothing compared to my phallusaurus rex'

phallusaurus rex by JoelyBoy December 4, 2007

phalluson

nickname for a person who is obsessed with phallus'. Usually of the female sex

"I wanna see your peacock" -Katy Perry aka phalluson

phalluson by the_flamingo December 9, 2010

Phallusaurus

This is a dinosaur whose head resembles that of a penis. It is basically a cross between an allosaurus and a penis.

Oh my god....that phallusaurus is coming right for us

Phallusaurus by Mahnahmahnah March 16, 2004

Phallustine 

Phallustine:

A philistine, man or woman, whose life is guided by their nether regions. An uncultured person who has no knowledge of the world outside of empty sexual encounters. Most often found lurking in expensive nightclubs.

1) Andy: So, what did you think of the orchestra?
Ben: I wasn't paying attention. I just went to check out that hot cellist.
Andy: Jeez dude, you're such a Phallustine!

2) Susan: I hate Fashion TV because it’s filled with Phallustines.

Phallustine by Atzushka February 13, 2009