phallubing

Male version of vabbing. Essence of of balls, taint, and a small misting of anus.

Realizing he had no more cologne, he knew that phallubing would sav

phallubing by Moorpheus August 17, 2022

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phallicing

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

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phallubing • Phallubbing • phallusingress • phallicing • phallolingus • Phallucinating • phallucination

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

Phallucinating by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

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Phallubbing

Opposite of Vabbing

When he is broke and can’t afford Axe, he’s always got the “Cock Essential Oils”. Free, all natural, sweat cologne harvested from the nut bag, taint, with a spritz of anus. This he rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a lover for the night.
Her -“Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”

Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”

Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”

Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing

Phallubbing by Moorpheus July 31, 2022