phallubing

Male version of vabbing. Essence of of balls, taint, and a small misting of anus.

Realizing he had no more cologne, he knew that phallubing would sav

by Moorpheus August 17, 2022

phallicing

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

Phallubbing

Opposite of Vabbing

When he is broke and can’t afford Axe, he’s always got the “Cock Essential Oils”. Free, all natural, sweat cologne harvested from the nut bag, taint, with a spritz of anus. This he rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a lover for the night.
Her -“Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”

Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”

Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”

Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing

by Moorpheus July 31, 2022

phallusingress

the fetish of giving oral pleasure to a male by mouth to his penis.

Nidhi's phallusingress was fulfilled by john.

by Xenuz December 30, 2022

phallolingus

another term for felatio.

Phallolingus is not acceptable to civilized society.

by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011

phallucination

phallus (penis) + hallucination (mirage, false sensory experience): noun - thinking you see a penis when or where there isn't one expected.

Daydreaming of sex, I had a phallucination where their entire bodies turned into giant dicks.

by pistachioceanic September 15, 2017