When he is
broke and can’
t afford Axe, he’s always got the “
Cock Essential Oils”. Free, all natural, sweat cologne harvested from the nut
bag, taint, with a spritz of anus. This he rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a lover for the night.
Her -“
Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”
Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”
Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”
Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing