Phallicatarian Share definition Flag Someone who eats only foods shaped like an erect penis. (Bananas, corndogs, Popsicles, etc.) Did you see Steve deepthroat that corndog like a phallicatarian? Phallicatarian by Bracca April 15, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Phallicatarian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch