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Phallace 

A nice, intelligent word for penis.
Do you see that guy? He looks like a phallace.
Phallace by Excelsia May 4, 2005

Phallicatarian 

Someone who eats only foods shaped like an erect penis. (Bananas, corndogs, Popsicles, etc.)
Did you see Steve deepthroat that corndog like a phallicatarian?
Phallicatarian by Bracca April 15, 2014

Phallucite 

The ore dug out of dildo mines and processed into fake dicks.
Yeah, that's Bill Doe. His family money came some hitting a rich vein of phallucite in their great grandfather's dildo mine.
Phallucite by ChainBlue1 July 15, 2016

phallicating 

to phallicate with an object.
OMFG dood quit phallicating with my bed.
phallicating by Bobley January 16, 2008

Phallitate

Phallitate is derived from the word Phallus - the sexually undifferentiated tissue in an embryo that becomes the penis or clitoris. Hence the action of Phallitation is the stimulation of the sexual components, whether it be female or male.
"I was just about ready to phallitate her nipples, but then she rebuked my advances"

Phallacity

The degree of which an object resembles a penis or penis-like object.
The veins drawn on my soda bottle added extra phallacity.
Phallacity by Boston Pancake December 12, 2013
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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