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the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.
when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.
phailed by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006
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PH= pwned hard failed. or just PH failed. btw this word is totally owned and copyrighted by Adam Cold! Phailed(tm) Adam Cold
""Matt totally Phailed on that recipe""
Phailed by Vai January 19, 2008
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uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.
As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.
combination of pwnd and failed
the term is pwail
a person who does pwail is a pwailure
Hannah: Gabrielle just tripped and fell over the trash can
Kaylee: *snicker snicker* she just pwailed
pwailed by bunny2crazy March 30, 2011
When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.
dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?
Phaile by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008
One who consistently fails at something.
"Tommy is such a phailer, he can't even swallow his food."
Phailer by JustinCW February 13, 2007

philedelphia 

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear
philedelphia by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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