Phaile 

When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.

dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?

Phaile by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008

Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.

As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

uncle philed by Jennifer Brookes June 17, 2005

Redhead-O-Phile

A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.

Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."

Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."

Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."

Redhead-O-Phile by FriendOfARedHeadOPhile October 1, 2009

gangsta pharles 

one who grew up a weakling who now assumes small power and confuses it for a great deal of power. one who was told since childhood that he was a genius and now he is dumber because of it and believes he is smarter and above everyone especially in decision making skills. one who deals petty amounts of drugs and believes in his head he is pablo escobar while he is really something small in comparison to what he believes he is. one who grows a beard to establish a hard exterior and gain self esteem. one who is a joke. if he has no beard he has no self image

Man! look at that gangsta pharles he made five dollars hustling and actually said he needs a job to look better in the eyes of the community!

gangsta pharles by rebeliousmanican May 17, 2011

Phablet 

A huge phone that looks like a tablet, thus being given the name phablet! Ex: Galaxy note...

Hey Michael whats that you got there?? "Thats my phablet bro"

Phablet by Phelpyugin August 9, 2012

Philemon 

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.

Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon

Philemon by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019