Phailer

One who consistently fails at something.

"Tommy is such a phailer, he can't even swallow his food."

Phailer by JustinCW February 13, 2007

phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

Prailer 

A combination of preview and trailer, as in a movie preview/trailer.

Edward: What's the difference between a preview and a trailer?
Harry: I don't know. Just call them prailers. I looked it up on urbandictionary.

Prailer by pjunk January 3, 2009

phallergy 

An allergy to penis. See also feminism or lesbians.

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly has a phallergy.

phallergy by Red Scourge October 4, 2009

Phaile 

When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.

dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?

Phaile by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008

phailed 

the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.

when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.

phailed by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006

The Greedy Pailer

The act of milking a woman doggy style, with a tin pail. Then drinking the milk in front of the now hungry child.
mmm luxury milk.

"Mummy, why is my little brother crying so?"
"Because Daddy was The Greedy Pailer last night, and I have no milk left for him"

The Greedy Pailer by backfootbandit October 28, 2022