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uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.
As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.
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the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.
when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.
phailed by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006

phoilet phobia 

The fear of dropping your phone in the toilet. It usually occurs when taking a piss and talking on the phone at the same time.
Hey man - are you still there?

Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
phoilet phobia by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

philedelphia 

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear
philedelphia by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009

Philedelphia 

A beautiful city, also known as a chocolate city (lots of us black people :) ) Known also as "the city of brotherly love" Ironically it has a high crime rate. It's home to the liberty bell, lots of museums no one cares about, and most importantly: Philly cheesesteaks and soft pretzels!! Lots of famous people from there, such as Eve and Will Smith. Its a great place to be, which is why I live here <33
Big City, Amazing, crowded, chocolate city, Philedelphia
Philedelphia by ShadysLady September 21, 2011
PH= pwned hard failed. or just PH failed. btw this word is totally owned and copyrighted by Adam Cold! Phailed(tm) Adam Cold
""Matt totally Phailed on that recipe""
Phailed by Vai January 19, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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