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To ruin a persons climax during masterbation.
Dude! When you walked in earlier you totally phoiled me!
Phoiled by Phoiled January 26, 2020
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uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.
As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.
Related Words
the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.
when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.
phailed by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006

phoilet phobia 

The fear of dropping your phone in the toilet. It usually occurs when taking a piss and talking on the phone at the same time.
Hey man - are you still there?

Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
phoilet phobia by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

philedelphia 

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear
philedelphia by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009

Philedelphia 

A beautiful city, also known as a chocolate city (lots of us black people :) ) Known also as "the city of brotherly love" Ironically it has a high crime rate. It's home to the liberty bell, lots of museums no one cares about, and most importantly: Philly cheesesteaks and soft pretzels!! Lots of famous people from there, such as Eve and Will Smith. Its a great place to be, which is why I live here <33
Big City, Amazing, crowded, chocolate city, Philedelphia
Philedelphia by ShadysLady September 21, 2011
PH= pwned hard failed. or just PH failed. btw this word is totally owned and copyrighted by Adam Cold! Phailed(tm) Adam Cold
""Matt totally Phailed on that recipe""
Phailed by Vai January 19, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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