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Phaìngism 

A Religion with very simple beliefs, such as
1. Reincarnation after death
2. Violence is never to be used unless it used as a form of protection.
3. there is four gods/godesses
- Zyhper, God of life
- Mysten, Goddess of death
- Xenel, Goddess of Twilight
- Trynquelt, God of Light
and more.
per.1 "So, what is your religion, if you don't mind saying?"
per.2 "I believe in Phaìngism"
per.1 "oh, what's that?"
per.2 "It's the belief that this reality, and other realities were all made by an alien race, known as phaìngians as, or at least mostly as a form of near to never ending entertainment and once we die we will be re-born into another reality."
Phaìngism by Krypothyme August 19, 2023
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paingasm 

1. Noun. An orgasm that is achieved solely through pain stimuli.
When Jen had paingasm while Joe was flogging her she realized she was a masochist.
paingasm by rosered February 20, 2004
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A phrase associated with a lack of or complete disregard for the basic fundamental elements in Hip hop. T-Pain is single handily, or at least 90% responsible for any crap music falsely perceived as a form of hip hop by followers who claim to worship hip hop. On the contrary, these victims are brain-washed into believing that a three minute hook, simple lyrics, simulated techno, and a studio programmed voice is even minutely comparable to hip hop. And you can't argue that T-Pain combines a mixture of rap and r&b because he can't spit any real sh!t and his voice sounds like he swallowed a razor.
T-Painism allows shity artists to believe they can get a record deal and imitate hip hop while real artist like Nas has to dedicate an entire album over some bull shit.

Imagine a 10 year old kid in a million dollar lab recording his voice while pretending he has any more talent than in the shower. TRUST ME, YOU HAVE MORE TALENT.
T-Painism by gigitygigity5146 August 28, 2009

Paingasm 

Noun used to describe the peak of pain felt just prior to a muscle release.
Jean moaned deeply while she had a paingasm, when her therapist hit the right spot to release her psoas muscle.
Paingasm by footinmouth November 26, 2014

Phailgasm 

(fale*gaz*um)
(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking
"I just phailgasm'd all over that test."

"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"
Phailgasm by Raymond Dyrimm January 10, 2009
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phantism by bobo May 7, 2003

Paingasm 

A sharp feeling of discomfort in the genital region of a man that normally happens without notice causing one to wince in tremendous soreness.
Chris winced in agony as a paingasm suddenly presented itself during dinner.
Paingasm by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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